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  1. Here's some one liners to start you off....
  2. Is this Amazing?
  3. Georges fireman Job
  4. The Romantic Scots
  5. Its all in the timing
  6. Baked Beans
  7. Now for some items of Late news ...........
  8. The Irish Sausage....
  9. Any translaters..Ross
  10. Perfect Product Placement......
  11. First Forum Poll....... Shall We Ban Bindii....?
  12. Heathrow Airport runway
  13. Gynaecologist's Assistant
  14. Female logic....
  15. Tickle Me Elmo
  16. Math's is magic
  17. "a tap "
  18. big drawback
  19. The Winalot Diet
  20. A few "cleanish" Cartoons
  21. The Rules Of Flash
  22. Its not a joke...
  23. Choices
  24. Who is Jack Schitt
  25. Need cheering up...
  26. One for the girls
  27. Red Corvette
  28. Dave the Hen
  29. Man and taser
  30. One for the ladies to appreciate
  31. W.I.C.O.E (Women In Charge Of Everything)
  32. Some for the boys...
  33. Quick conversation....... LOL....
  34. Chicken joke
  35. A farmer named Seamus
  36. The moral of the story!
  37. Old Man
  38. Sperm Count.....
  39. Smoking the weed....
  40. Show them to me
  41. Sex with a pumpkin
  42. Glasgow Justice
  43. Headache
  44. The Bindii Song Thread (Bindii is NOT allowed to post here moderators... Delete them)
  45. Gorilla
  46. Golfers Beware
  47. Ok got this from an other forum but it's fantastic...
  48. another joke
  49. THE MAORI CLOCK
  50. Help Me Obi-Wan BaaaaaaNobi.... You're my only hope....
  51. Taking back America!
  52. How to tell the sex of a fly
  53. When insults had class( no 4 letter words)
  54. The Perils Of Golf
  55. Newlyweds & the Church
  56. Dyslexic Skiiers
  57. One for Ross
  58. One for Bindii
  59. Nurse
  60. Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Coliseum.
  61. Two hillbillies walk into a bar.
  62. An other one for Bindii...
  63. incontinence
  64. F1 Ferrari
  65. The Nun
  66. Tough choice
  67. Mobile Phones
  68. OAP
  69. little johnny
  70. Love Dress
  71. Customs Declaration
  72. Before you die
  73. Lady Golfer
  74. WARNING TO ALL THE MEN
  75. Ventriloquist
  76. Lmao...
  77. Heather Mills
  78. Visitor at the asylum
  79. Elderly residents
  80. Grave situation
  81. Granny
  82. oral dilema
  83. polish eye test
  84. Not a clean one.. oooops...
  85. Easter Bunny in Terrible Accident
  86. Heather Mills (2)
  87. misc stuff
  88. Advice to make life easier
  89. Mither jist sent this george
  90. THE HORTH WHITHPERER
  91. Always let the boss stop talking first....
  92. What are the three fastest means of communication?
  93. When Good Horizons Go Bad..... REAL Bad.... LOL..
  94. Quick Joke....
  95. Recieved today
  96. Irish ghost story
  97. Men are just happier people
  98. Building Site
  99. Just as my daughter grabs 40 winks....
  100. HEARTWARMING..............
  101. Bill Gates on School
  102. Golf
  103. golf part 2
  104. Aussie humour
  105. Taser gun...
  106. Stress
  107. Genie
  108. Crazy facts apparently
  109. The Old Rooster
  110. MY BOAT!!!!!!
  111. Dad, Dad, I just got a part in the school play."
  112. doctors orders
  113. WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME !!
  114. The World According to "Dog"...
  115. Tommy Cooper joke
  116. For sale
  117. Out of the mouths of babes..
  118. I know George likes Tommy Cooper jokes
  119. Joe's operation..
  120. Fuel shortage
  121. children
  122. Why men can pee standing up
  123. Brian Gives Up Photography.........
  124. For the woman
  125. Celibacy can be a choice in life, or; a condition imposed by circumstances.
  126. We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season.
  127. What's in your wardrobe ?
  128. Two nuns from France in New York...
  129. Very Cute joke.... The Mum Test.....
  130. Aussies Rule..... :)
  131. Delia smith v Real women
  132. Why men are never depressed...
  133. A deer story
  134. A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary.....
  135. Tips on love - by kids
  136. Batty
  137. FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
  138. Deathbed
  139. God & Satan
  140. How far would you go
  141. Murderer
  142. catwoman
  143. This made me laugh but then I am plumber
  144. Aircraft Maintenance
  145. Escaped convict
  146. Australian Army Life
  147. Canon 50D
  148. Jack and Jill
  149. Just a bit of nonsense
  150. News from Bindii
  151. Growing old
  152. new priceless one
  153. An answer from a child
  154. Growing old (some oldies)
  155. Mother of all jokes...
  156. When prawn gets his desires..
  157. Pants
  158. Jesus
  159. Little Johnny
  160. To please a woman
  161. Beer
  162. Guilt
  163. Blonde
  164. Is this true ?
  165. Small adds Glasgow Herald newspaper
  166. The schoolchildren had all been photographed.....
  167. Blonde
  168. Christmas Eve
  169. Banner
  170. Old Timer Sex Marathon
  171. Some crap paddy jokes
  172. Scottish jokes...
  173. Must view video
  174. Who's for Veal?
  175. Thanks for the emails
  176. Bingo
  177. Diary of a real Scottish winter
  178. Are you in the 98%
  179. Diary of a Queensland Summer
  180. What the duck!!
  181. Sat Nav for Sue
  182. The Old Dog....
  183. URGENT SCAM!!!! BEWARE!!!!
  184. Sorry but it appealed to me!
  185. !!!!!MAN FLU ALERT!!!!!
  186. Men can be so thoughtful...
  187. Lipstick
  188. You've got to love drunk people...
  189. The Mailman...
  190. The Jewish Samurai
  191. Drunk men video...
  192. The Zipper...
  193. What was Dad thinking?
  194. Morrisons
  195. Dentist
  196. Confessions of a hooker
  197. The need for female's to have the sight tested
  198. Probably the worst job in the world
  199. The Hypnotist
  200. A letter to the Chancer..
  201. Inanimate Gender...
  202. Here's one that made me giggle...
  203. G'day
  204. This one's a bit naughty ...............
  205. The Irish Declare War On The French‏
  206. Words
  207. Top 10
  208. Automatic door opener.
  209. Just got this sent
  210. Grandmas letter
  211. so thats how the fight started
  212. Fail Blog
  213. 2009 Ig Nobel prizes
  214. Got to here this...funny
  215. Want a laugh...... Great joke for a wedding...
  216. The Emu
  217. I love this one..........
  218. breast enlargement
  219. ...hadn't finished
  220. Posted before I bet but I love it....
  221. Women who Know their Place
  222. Letter from Barry
  223. A Guide to Irish Politics
  224. Typical Aberdonian
  225. At last a guide I can follow..:)
  226. Xmas
  227. Rude Joke... But a cracker....
  228. THE INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF MAN LAWS
  229. Rules that men wished women knew...
  230. Bar Joke..
  231. Come again?
  232. Tog jokes
  233. pain relief